Does Boonex have a support phone?  I changed domain names and need to update my registration license.  support@boonex.com sometimes takes DAYS to get a response.

Oh dear Boonex Gods, We Gratefully request that you grant AEStudios special status of talking on the phone with him, for you see he is the God Old age of 46 and may not have enough minutes left in this brief thing we call life to await your response to his licensing issues.  Therefore, it is only right that you take the one who has only 55 Days on Boonex software and place him ahead of those with years of working with it, that you put this basic member ahead of your Pundits, Moderators, Experts and Contributors who have all helped Boonex become a viable company through their financial support and speak directly to this member who has contributed nothing but questions.

It is this that we pray oh dear Boonex Gods.

Amen

Hello  aeustudios!

You are welcome to contact me at marketing@boonex.com or here on Unity, I'll be glad to help you with this matter.

Regards, Lyubov.

Sorry to say this..But that's one of that most stupidest replies I have heard...This guys is asking for help and asked a simple question, and you reply with an under minding statement towards him? I'm sure you weren't born knowing everything about Dolphin and when you were new to this, asked question just like he did... I'm glad a Boonex member replied after your post, that shows that you were not helpful at all...

Amen..

Thumbs up for your reply.....Glad to see Boonex intervien when someone asks for help...

Here, here, I agree with you Micky!  Without an endorsed user manual, we are all feeling our way around this community software program.

Obviously you haven't not had the honor of meeting me yet.  Let me help you out here.  I am MyDatery, and I am not really in the mood to care what you think or would desire.  In essence, if you knew the behind the scenes then you might begin to comprehend the reason for the post. 

Nah, you wouldn't, it appears that someone may have forgotten to flip the switch for his humor program and thus can't seem to quite figure out the sarcasm that is placed within the post thereby he might be inclined to think that he is big enough to post here.  Either that or maybe it's just a little case of nothing else he can post as the questions are much more complex than his little pants brain can possibly think of comprehending.

Now go away and play with your DOS, your MAC 64 is calling you.

Thank You all for your feedback.  I got the problem taken care of.

Wow!  The prayer really does work.  Your welcome AEStudios, and just so all know what a great person you are, I'll share the thank you note you sent me via PM for all to enjoy!!

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sentWow! You obviously don't handle sarcasm well at all do you. I can see that we should pray to the Boonex Gods to also give you a hand with Anger Management. By the way, don't you think Jack Nicholson did a great job in the movie? You should go watch it, it is truly a classic that appeals to just about all audiences, and those it doesn't appeal to learn so much about themselves from it. So are you the former or latter group? While your at it, you should see my inbox, I always get Boonex support to reply. Next time I see you lost and wandering around I'll just go ahead and leave the smart ass comment without dropping them a note that you need something. Oh well, I got all my stuff resolved with them last night. Did you? Nope, not telling you who to talk to if you haven't figured it out yet!! Have a nice life.

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Whatever man, I don't care who you are and really don't have any interest in meeting you....I would have replied the same to any other member that would of posted the same reply you did....Just as your last reply, you seem to like to undermind ppl, that kind of tends to happen to ppl who are 4ft tall.....I have other things to take care of and you're not one of them so I'll end this reply now...

So your mac64 is calling you Micky!  I knew there was a reason your name was Micky.  Now, if you had any clue about me then you'd also know that I provide a small dose of sarcasm with the majority of correct answers to the newbies... But oh no, your to busy just coming in here looking for help on all the things you don't know how to do because your site has failed to incur enough money in order to pay for it's licenses let alone any modifications to it.  Or wait, you just like to jerk off to the avatars, I forgot about that.

Tell ya what, I've got a few permanent full licenses, how about if I donate one to you, maybe a little charity to help you along on this desolate road of building your little tranny site.  I'm sure you'll appreciate getting all those pesky Boonex ads off the site.  On second thought, that would just give you more time to jerk off, which means your ancient arse would have to spend even more on Viagra so you can get it up as you verify all the pics of the senior citizens who join your community.  I'll go ahead and keep this license for a site that stands a chance of growing instead.

C'mon MD.... tell us how you really feel. 

When the original poster said it takes days to get a response, I was gong to ask how they got such quick service

WELL -> the first 3 posts are fine: AFTER that you ALL are going nowhere FAST :) LOL

Let me explain, shine some light on the subJECT if you ALL don't mind...

mydatery is a friend of mine. He/She/It is also a BRILLIANT, humorus, DARK, funny, SARCASTIC, HELPFUL member to UNITY. He/She/It is known for 'spicing' up a POST or TWO w/COLORFUL words of inspiration or truth (depending on his mood) but always ANSWERs the question and ALWAYs lends assistance FIRST -> HUMOR second!

Now you mayNOT prefer his BRAND of tea. But it is...FOR the MOST part TOLLERABLE and if he/she/it steps over the line, He/She/It own BRILLIANCE will always lead him/her/them to the RIGHTside of UNITY.

I personally ENJOY him/her/them...But I have a DARKside and ACCEPT more then most ;)

mickeyB, I admire your early EFFORT but you SCANNED -> JUDGED -> and then WROTE. When you would have been better served to READ VERY CAREFULLY mydatery..? --> as I have to, because heshe/it ALWAYs keeps ME on myTOEs. But makes me smile more then frown anyDAY of the WEEK.

aeustudios I appologize for mydatery as he/she/it is ALMOST to 'quick-witted' for his/her/them OWN good ;) But HELPFUL he/she/it was in your cause and request for ASSISTANCE.

Hurt Feelings are REAL and lend themselves to attacks. Before attacking 'mydatery' because you MIGHT have misUNDERSTOOD -> even if by PM, please ask him/her/it for help or CLARIFICATION as he/she/it is ALWAYs worth the READ and will provide ASSistance EVERYtime ;)

Now stop giving him/her/them FREE MATERIAL... I HOPE you 'donate' periodically 'mydatery' as I am sure UNITY has provide much SHOW material over the months ;)

PLC -> REMEMBER :)

Oh, yeah I come on here for help just like everyone else does, and just like you did when you first started, but I help ppl with whatever I can, unlike you which seems to only post sarcasm 'Which in your own mind is funny" but the truth is it's not. I know you think you are a legend in your own mind, but get off the cloud, your not special...And on another note, I might not know much about Dolphin, but I will run circles around you developing sites, so calm yourself down before I send you to **ck off....look in the mirror and pop the ballon your flying in...And as I said before, I don't care who you are.......Maybe you can come one here and help others out that way you can excape from the little pink world your own mind created...."**cking Donky"

You sound a bit gay to me and your hand is kinda hanging down...Is that the new "Strike A Pose" so everyone knows??

Now, Now, don't let your femminate side take over...LMAO!!

Hey Ghost, maybe he is that way, and if he is, fine. But someone like myself who does know him, would make the same conclusion I made....Plus when you reply to someone, you don't undermind them, it doesn't matter if it's scarcasm or not. So what I'm going to act like a jerk to everyone and say "Hey, I'm not a jerk, it's just the way I am".....Anyhow thanks for your input..

Oh no MB, I am a JERK!  Actually, I am the biggest jerk you will ever meet regardless of how many centuries you spend scanning the planet.  Heck, let's expand it out and move all the way around the world.  Now, I'd like to take a moment to note a couple of things in your posts.

1.  If the prayer offended you, then I am not really sorry.  Okay, I'm not sorry for it at all.  For saying your sorry is nothing more than lying, if a person were truly sorry for something like the prayer I wrote they would not have done it in the first place.

2.  You stated you could develop circles around me on a site.  Okay, challenge is on if you have the balls.  Now, to make this little challenge fair, we'll run it for 120 Days.  I currently have 2 (Please count them, T-W-O) Permanent licenses sitting in my account that aren't even used yet.  Yes, I like to buy shiny things, and since the state police keep taking my drivers licenses I decided to buy Dolphin licenses instead.  Please excuse the picture, I was having a bad hair day.  But, back on topic now.  We each develop a main stream site using Dolphin 6.1.6 or earlier version, 7 is not allowed.  We have 120 Days to develop this site using our own skills and may not hire/allow anyone else at all to work on the sites.   Now the sites have to be mainstream, non-pornographic sites so that we don't offend anyone who judges them.  We will allow the members of Boonex to judge them and maybe even get Unity to run a poll on them with say a 30 Day judging period.  Are you in?  I know I am.  By the way, I'll partition a VPS on my Server Cluster and keep the site on the VPS. 

3.  I do not profess to be a God of Dolphin, just a guy who gives back everything that I got.  What Opie and his red hair missed and so do most of you, when I find a stray minnow wandering aimlessly looking for support I may have a little fun teasing them with Dancing bait but Boonex always shows up shortly after.  Hmmmm, could that be for a reason?  I'll let you figure it out.

4.  If you don't like sarcasm, then don't use any of the tips that I post.  That way, you will not need to read any of the posts that I put up, and your world will remain as Geritol, I mean God, intended it to be before you started reading my posts. 

Now, will I tone it down?  NO

Will I try to be more polite?  NO

Will I still answer questions and help others?  Of course, torturing them with partial answers is so much fun.  JK

Since you replied in a correct manner without any sarcasm and under minding, I will reply in the correct way back to you..

1. The prayer did not offend me in any way nor do I expect any apologies. I took it as you making fun of a new person asking for help which is not funny at all, but I guess now I see you might of done it as a joke and not intensional.

2.  I have the balls for any challenge, I challenge life everyday, so your challenge is small. But you might not have read  or understood my reply correctly. I said "I might not know Dolphin, but I will run circles around you developing sites". This obvisouly means developing sites outside of Dolphin. Plus, If I was an expert with Dolphin, I seriously have other things in life to take care and I don't need to prove anything to anybody, I know what I am and what I can do...

3.

4. Sarcasm is funny but not when it's said like your post did, and as I stated ealier, maybe you said it as a joke but it sounded differently.

Anyhow, This is getting old already, just drop it and move on, no need to keep this useless issue going...

So your not up to building a dolphin site.  I figured Dolphin was far considering the site under which you threw this challenge out.  Tell you what, what type of site would you like to do a challenge build on? 

I may only be a young whipper snapper who lacks the wisdom and experience of your wrinkles, but I think I just might be able to teach you a few new tricks inside the world of the web. 

Dolphin would be fair, but I only been using it for about 21/2 months. I never threw a challenge, I just let you know that I'm not rookie to site development, but my knowlegde in dolphin is not much. On another note, as I said before, I have nothing to prove, I know you might have a lot of time on your hands but I don't. I own "3" different business, 1 is offine line and I have 20 team members which I overlook, I own an online website development company and I also have 2 other sites I webmaster and now added my Dolphin site "DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR A NEW DOLPHIN SITE WHICH IS GOING TO BE USELESS AND I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO ANYBODY?"

BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MY DOLPHIN SITE IS ALREADY FINISHED AND I'LL PUT MY CURRENT SITE UP AGAINST YOUR CURRENT SITE. LET ME KNOW, I'LL START A BLOG AND WE CAN LET MEMBERS VOTE. That's as close as I can get to the challenge....Let me know I'm ready!

This is gonna be good. I know it!

Oh this is going to be good.  Here's the deal, 15 days to polish, I want to make sure that your site is ready to go and I'll pick one of my sites to put up against you.  Hmmmm, which one should it be? 

Now since you think I have so much time on my hands, I'll fill you in on a little secret about MB, since I'm just a young whipper snapper against the wisdom of wrinkles and receded hairlines.  I'm a financial marketing analyst in 36 states, hop back and forth across the border between US & Canada on a regular basis (OH yeah, I run 7 provinces in Canada also), single father of 3 daughters and I run 20 hours a day between work, kids and sites.  Now, since you want to play then we will play.

You 15 until July 15th to polish your site, and I'll run the blog, hate to overwork you and cause you to have a stroke, need to help the elderly keep their blood pressure in check also. 

How about if we judge the sites on options, functionality, appearance and overall contribution to the internet community.  Again, no porn sites as we have members here at Boonex who will be voting that could be offended and no pay options on the site functions while the sites are being judged. 

Judging window of say 10 days, close judging on July 25th?

No polishing your site, we do it now, you don't get to put up a challenge and go and modify your site, it is based on the current stage. A moderator will have to approve the blog as my site is adult rated. Dolphin as you know is mostly a dating software so my site was focused on adult dating..Members will judge the site their own way, some will probably judge on development while others will probably vote which site they like best, it's just peoples opinion...Let me know how you want to proceed...

Oh and by the way, I myself have a series 6 investment license, mortgage license and a life insurance & Variable Annuity license which is the financial service business I have offline...

1.  You put  up the challenge saying you could code around me.  Remeber that part where you said you could out develop me on a site?  Well, since your so good this shouldn't scare you to admit you put out the challenge.

2.  I don't do adult oriented sites, all know that as adult oriented is not even close to being socially acceptable and this is a PG forum and we have many members like myself who choose to not view your tranny pics.

3.  My sites don't need polishing, that 15 days is for you to polish.  I run well over 70 modifications, many of them on my sites and my sites alone, fully customized by me. 

4.  Terms are set and non-negotiable.

Can I be a judge?

1. Bud, you are not reading correctly or don't understand what I'm saying.....I said "I don't know much about Dolphin" you seem to not undersatnd what I said. I'm a web developer, not a Dolphin expert....Plus do you know the difference between a "Coder & a Developer"...Developers put all aspects of the site toghter with the correct strategies needed for the site to succed, Coders just program the sript period. Think of it as the music producer and the artist. The producer is the only who actually completes the song, while the artist "being the coder" just sings and thats about it...

2. Adult sites are a billion dollar a year industry, name me your industry and I'll tell you how much success you are going to have..Since you only do "PG" sites like you said, I guess my rated "R" world is out of your league...And just so you know, "because I know you are not in my world", the current largest social adult site on the internet has 35 million members @ a 10% of members paying, that's 3.5 million a month X $25.00 membership fee equals? Figure it out!....So I'll stay in my world...

You don't need to view my site as you mentioned since you are rated "PG", but I know that people who deny looking at porn are the ones view it the most.

3. I did not need any time to polish it, I'm ready now. Yeah sure, I can go and also add 70 extra mods to my site, but for what??

Also, you stated before "No pay options while the sites are being judged"..So I'm I suppose to lose money all those days from new members or rebillings?..You must not be making money with your site...

Of course man...Do you judge evenly?..lol..

Of course I do.  I am not prejudiced..... to me, everyone is equally worthless.

lol..HAHAAAA, that was funny man, you remined me of a place I use to work at, they had a small sign that said "I'm not a racist, I hate everyone the same"..LMAO!!..

So now MB is an artist?  Wow, I never knew that I was in such company.  As an artist I'm sure your enjoying the starvation quite well.  Or no, wait, your not the artist, your the guy who puts the artists song together after he writes and sings it, so you just suck money out of the artist and never really get the big piece of the pie.  I guess it's okay to lick crumbs off the floor. 

Now, as far as do my sites make money?  Don't expect you to comprehend how they do.  After all, I run no Ads or Membership fees.  But they do make money, so when we kick you'll get an anuerism figuring out how they do.  I think it'll be fun for you to come up with the solution to.

Time table doesn't change.  I guess you'll have to come up with a way around yours being a porn site.  I think this is going to be an incredible lesson to your ancient crusty ass.  I just have one question:

As much as you jerk off, don't your boxers crunch when you walk?

Whatever guy,,Bye Bye..good luck on your online journey...

Does this mean I can't be a judge?

yeah you are out, no judge. stay in the shade, its cooking ya head.

LOL
Regards,

DosDawg

Whoa, what was the original question again?  I kinda forgot.  Someone wants to judge whether or not MyDatery is a jerk, so someone else can design artwork and get the original poster his Domains changed?

Does that sum it up?  Well, hell, I'll be a judge. (Depending on the favors being sought for votes, I am not that kinda judge guys)

Tally

 Does this mean he doesn't want to live up to the challenge he put out? 

Now, to help out with the questions just above this post:

1.  The original question was is there a phone # for Boonex?  Answer is no

2.  Is mydatery a jerk?  Yes, and extremely proud of it!

3.  Can MickyB design artwork?  We don't know, he has never allowed anyone except his one eyed trouser pin worm, and as it seems noone ever will see his artwork beyond the pinworm (happy stroking MickyB)

4.  Can Houston recover from heat stroke long enough to judge a one nippled tranny site?  That depends, are there any trees and water left in Texas?

Now, I wrote a song for MickyB so he can feel like part of the gang here at Unity, call it my make up gift to him.

Oh MickyB your so fine,

Your so fine you blew a telephone line.

You've been a strokin all night long,

And your inch worm still isn't long.

Oh MickyB your so fine,

Your so fine you lost balls to a land mine,

I'm thinking this might make it on to the Michael Jackson lost songs CD!   Okay, I need to work on it more, but I think it's got a good beat to it.

:))