LOL Stalker alert.
HL you really need to get out more.
But as you seem to be so obsessed with me, I guess I should really be flattered.
In a bid to get you to leave me alone (the fanatical attention of a bearded Texan is not really something I'm looking for at the moment) I've written you a custom version for free...
I think this should be more in line with your perceptions of the average internet user...
/DM
