You think we get idiots? READ THIS THREAD!

Every once in awhile we get some people we all like to pick on and laugh over as we help them out.  Do I reboot my computer or my system or my server? comes to mind recently.  But, what is even better is when we get a chance to see how people use the sites that get put up and what can become of them.  How horrid some can butcher their native language and just how infamously hilarious misspellings, mispunctuation and improper paragraphing can make something.  Not to mention literally how bad it can all look when others begin to point it all out.

 

This is a thread from over in the "Profile Reviews" section of the site Plenty of Fish.  We all know the site, it's argued to be the most successful free dating site and many will argue to have absolutely the most successful online forum utilizing phpBB that has ever been launched out.  Today, a guy came in there asking for a "Profile Review" and what ensued brought tears to my eyes as I read it.

 

 

http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts13830580.aspx

 

You have to read this if you want any idea of how badly someone can butcher up what you provide them when it comes to the English Language (This guys native tongue and the only language permitted on Plenty of Fish).  I

 

 

Edit:  I had wrong thread posted, it's corrected now.  Gawd do I feel like an idiot at the moment. 

Quote · 25 Feb 2010

I laughed, I cried, I sent him a message.

I hope he likes my dog, Schnitzel. He's a German Shepard, but unfortunately, isn't of any Jewish descent. He did attack a Jewish construction worker, once, though.


This is actually a great lesson for all of those joining/working on a dating web site.

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Quote · 25 Feb 2010

I'm rolling over here!!!  Check this guy out!  His idea of a date is buying a older bit a donut!  LMAO!!

:-)
Quote · 25 Feb 2010

With this guy saying he'll try anyting "ounce" and love pets in the same sentence, I'm bettin' the Grannies he's dating ain't gonna let him groom their dogs. 

Quote · 25 Feb 2010

Who's a worser choice to date? This man, or a Nigerian who says "me love you long time?"

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Quote · 25 Feb 2010

OMG that was too funny!!!! Thanks after the day i have had with my site, i needed to laugh. Grand daughter wants to know what i am laughing at..lol She too young to tell her..ROFLMAO

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Quote · 25 Feb 2010

OMG that was too funny!!!! Thanks after the day i have had with my site, i needed to laugh. Grand daughter wants to know what i am laughing at..lol She too young to tell her..ROFLMAO

Heyyyyyy Baby.....  what say you and me have a donut party..

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Quote · 25 Feb 2010

OMG that was too funny!!!! Thanks after the day i have had with my site, i needed to laugh. Grand daughter wants to know what i am laughing at..lol She too young to tell her..ROFLMAO

Heyyyyyy Baby.....  what say you and me have a donut party..

Want to borrow my bike?

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Quote · 25 Feb 2010

Eye juss wiched I had a GREMAN Woemen who culd love me four who I aim and knot four juss meye bodee and I LOVE ANIMALS.

And whant to hayve dount at dunkin donut

HAHA. Sorry its terrible to make fun... but good grief.. Hucked own foniks werked four meh

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Quote · 25 Feb 2010

WoW.

Just Wow...

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